Thursday, December 11, 2008

straighten up, or so i am told

truth is i like to play with words. so occasionally if you are reading this and you see "wondering" when you expected "wandering" and you are wandering what in the world he meant when he said "clothes" instead of closets, well just keep wandering, if you no (see their is a good example) what i mean. i mean why do we have so many words that sound the same but are spelled differently, or word so close together in spelling that don't sound alike, like scarred and scared. so, f you get lazy with your "r" -- you are suddenly scared straight or scarred forever, so to speak.

it is enough to down right confuse a phonics dropout. but isn't it funny how phonics cannot always (now why "all ways" and "always", just more to confuse the muddled headed, or to make us more muddled headed and feel beholden to the english majors among us) help; it is enough to make you want to yelp for help.

truth is i rely upon my disguise as a forgetful professor. it helps.

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